Friday, March 4, 2011

Jesup, Part the Eleventh

and ron johnson yeah he'll end up hanging with his friends doing the shit that he and his friends do but toward the end of the night when things wind down his mind well his mind will begin to focus on the true reason for coming home his mind his body his cock they all converge on that one true reason for making the drive down highway and byway and back road and on into town

for ron johnson he believes in the one truth that bodily truth

yes he do believe he do believe yes he do

ron johnson he believes he was taught to believe in god the father almighty the creator of heaven and earth and in jesus christ his only son our lord

ron johnson he do believe in the father the son the holy ghost he believes in purple haze blotter acid peyote mushrooms and lsd created by the hand of man himself he believes in moses mohammad buddha vishnu he believes in the blessings of her sacred goodness the kind green bud he believes in the power of love he believes in family he believes in the ultimate goodness in mankind he believes that

evil exists

in everyone

ron johnson he believes in the holy act of fucking he believes in grabbing a handful of hair of the willing and bringing her down onto his phallic being for sacred consumption he believes in the holy act of wiping his ass he believes in jacking off with wondrous abandon he believes in picking belly button lint out of his fucking belly button while he contemplates world peace while he contemplates when he might next jack off yet again

and again

ron johnson he believes in coughing up a big loogie spitting it into the gutter and continuing on his way ron johnson he believes that

love lasts

until a person just don't want it to last anymore and even then it


ron johnson he believes that he doesn't do enough to end the misery that permeates the world he believes that he eats more than his fair share he believes that he shouldn't wear leather maybe he shouldn't eat meat he believes that he could have given the fucker on the corner a dollar without blinking an eye he believes yes he believes as edmund burke said that all that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do


and ron johnson he fucking believes in nothing he believes in everything he believes nay he knows that he is confused about what to believe

his momma she taught him one thing his daddy he taught ron johnson another thing his cousins and friends they taught him some things that haunt him to this day the church of his youth hell they taught him shit that he just could not fathom let alone believe

ron johnson his teachers they taught him to believe in the flag and all that she represents he pledges allegiance to this fucking piece of cloth sewn by some old white woman for which it stands one fucking nation of crazy fucking people who could give a flying fuck about anyone else liberty and justice for everyone except those that don't fucking deserve it hey woman whip me up some broad cloth make it kind of colorful whip me up something that i can wave around something that the boys will lay down and die for

ron johnson his teachers taught him

to believe in the innate goodness of these united states of america they taught him to believe that once old king george was not a jolly old soul not a jolly old soul was he and all of the fucking limey redcoat motherfuckers were evil incarnate but later through the triumph of redemption and the miracle of forgetting the past these chaps they ain't so bad now hey they are white and speak english well most of them do

ron johnson yeah he believes the wiccan rede bide the witch's law ye must in perfect love in perfect trust fulfill and ye harm none do what ye will what ye send forth comes back to thee so ever mind the rule of three yeah yeah when oh when will the werewolves of london be smote with the

silver bullet

or three when oh when will the devils be brought before god to testify when will they be dragged through the streets behind the chariot of apollo

ron johnson he closes his eyes and counts to three




and ron johnson he wonders when will she the goddess of love lust and loathing bring him up on charges of not giving a shit when will she drive the nails through his palms his ankles his hips when will that goddamn bitch go ahead and get it over with when will this cunt of a goddess stop squatting over them all pissing her beliefs pissing all over ron's beliefs

ron johnson he knows oh he knows it's all in god's plan who was conceived of the holy spirit born of the virgin mary suffered under pontius pilate was crucified died and was buried and

then the sun went away and the dogwood tree became what they know it to be today and lightening struck and it struck and it struck and it struck goddamn it still strikes today the lightening struck when the europeans fucked up the new world when the europeans fucked up africa when turks slaughtered the armenians when the germans and the brits and the french kicked the shit out of each other when the japanese slaughtered the chinese when the germans slaughtered the jews the gays the gypsies when the americans dropped fire on the germans when they dropped hell itself on the japanese when the jews ran the arabs out of jerusalem when the chinese fucked up the koreans when the chinese fucked up the tibetans when the americans helped the vietnamese laotions cambodians fuck themselves up when the world stood by and watched them fuck themselves up when the arabs fucked their women up when they continue to fuck themselves up oh yes it do

lightening strikes and fire leaps

all around them while they all play their respective fiddles play that funky fiddle white boy yellow boy brown boy black boy

all in god's plan he who descended into hell the third day he arose again from the dead he ascended into heaven he sits at the right hand of god the father almighty

whence he shall come to judge the living and the dead

yeah ron johnson he believes he believes that he will be judged yes he will be judged but not by these motherfuckers in jesup he will not find twelve men who will be his peers he will not find twelve angry jurors that will hesitate to place his sorry neck into the noose he will not

believe in the holy spirit the holy catholic church the communion of saints the forgiveness of sins the resurrection of the body and life everlasting he will not no he will not believe in anything except the bloodied bodies that he sees on the television screen he will believe in anything that walter cronkite says is righteous he will believe in marsha and the brady bunch he will believe that raquel welch has righteous drunken tits that deserve not his lips but his teeth he will believe that the only desperate housewife is the one who has not tasted his cock he will believe anything that euell gibbons tells him about the holy down home sanctity of homespun americana

ron johnson yeah he believes he do he do believe oh lawdy yeah he do believe

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